Welcome to Pat McLaughlin's page! 

Birth Name: Patrick Eugene McLaughlin, Esquire 

Birthday: Four Days after Cinco de Mayo 

Majors: Entrepreneurship and Marketing 

Minors: d♯/e♭ minor and World Domination

Hometown: Cardinal Nation (aka St. Louis, Missouri) 

Favorite Animal: Honey Badger. Why? 'Cuase Honey Badger. 

College Writing Professor: Paul Crenshaw